WE GOT SHOT BY THE FBI

We got shot by the FBI
All we wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
So my sister whacked me with a frying pan
So we whacked her back with a garbage can

We got shot by the ice cream man
All we wanted was a popsicle
My sister ran me over with a ice cream truck
So I ran her over with a monster truck

We got shot by the pizza man
All we wanted was an extra large pizza
So my sister pushed me off a waterfall
So I pushed her off Mt. Everest

We got shot by the mailman
All I wanted was my evening letter
So I whacked her with a computer
Then she whacked me with an evil monkey

We got shot by the Secret service
All I wanted was a bazooka
So my sister whacked me with a guitar
So I whacked her back with a double bass

We got shot by the McDonald's people
All we wanted was a five pack chicken nugget
So my sister whacked me with a clock
And I whacked her back with a suitcase

THE END
Starring Max Dagle, Wilbur Murphy, Jarrod Rothley