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this is the ccc there dumb.you are smart? the ccc aren't.there butts are sluts there eyes are die.why must ccc's be stupid but da Beatles are frenchtuy or a band.poop

OUR LEGO CASTLE

Built by Wilbur, Nelson, and dad.

WE GOT SHOT BY THE FBI

We got shot by the FBI
All we wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
So my sister whacked me with a frying pan
So we whacked her back with a garbage can

We got shot by the ice cream man
All we wanted was a popsicle
My sister ran me over with a ice cream truck
So I ran her over with a monster truck

We got shot by the pizza man
All we wanted was an extra large pizza
So my sister pushed me off a waterfall
So I pushed her off Mt. Everest

We got shot by the mailman
All I wanted was my evening letter
So I whacked her with a computer
Then she whacked me with an evil monkey

We got shot by the Secret service
All I wanted was a bazooka
So my sister whacked me with a guitar
So I whacked her back with a double bass

We got shot by the McDonald's people
All we wanted was a five pack chicken nugget
So my sister whacked me with a clock
And I whacked her back with a suitcase

THE END
Starring Max Dagle, Wilbur Murphy, Jarrod Rothley

how many homers does it take to screw in a lightbulb

heyMR.Frink could you clone me.You mean Dr.Frink my parsley added friend.What every .What do need it for .To screw in a light bulb.O.K..ZZZZAAAAPPPPP.to many clones.

ZOMBIE MAN

Zombie man was one of the bravest superheroes of all time.Once he destroyed someone called Tim. Tim was powerful. His farts were engaging of big. He was in the dictionary in 's' for stinky farts. His farts were so strong the whole entire world got passed out by the intelligent whiff of fart. But that day was long ago. So we don't have to intend about that story.
Willy Wonka's candy got awful, so Willy Wonka sued Tim. Okay, now, Tim was not human. he was a croc.
His father put baking soda in his son's mouth when he was just a kid. So that's why he got so sharp teeth. Well, the battle was treacherous and terrifying. They had swords. When Zombie man cut Tim, Tim got so mad, whew! He blew up the whole entire lava thing that lava got everywhere and Zombie Man sat around and drank coffee. The coffee was so hot, that Tim got a mighty, mighty fart. Then a computer fell on his head, but no one knows why. Perhaps a mate lifter threw it at him. Mate Lifters are people who have swords who dig and dig until they find gold and throw it in the lava until it's shiny. So Tim will never ever intend to fart unless ha ha ha la kook gives him the chance to fart. Reader please intend to not put this story in your own words and do it yourself. Okay now, that's the end of that. Or is it? Muwha ha ha you will never get away with this! I'm on coffee break. I will still write more stories. The End?

Star Wars Baseball

Chewbacca, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo, and last but not least, Lando Callarissian all started to play baseball. Chewbacca and Han started to play because they needed to get in shape for travelling to four different galaxies. Luke needed to get in shape for fighting a galaxy of Siths. leia needed to get in shape for if she got kidnapped. So they all had a reason to play baseball, except for Lando. He just wanted to. Chewie was the pitcher. Luke was the batter. Leia was first base. Han was second base, and Lando was third base. R2D2 was the catcher. Threepio was the towel carrier and the drink manager. So the team was called the Rebel Alliance Coruscant. They all had a "C" for Coruscant on their team shirts. And that is what happened to Chewbacca, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Lando Callarissian, Princess Leia, See-Threepio and R2D2.

the story of ukala

ukala was a evil monster. he eats black squirrels but not the tails. he can morph into stuff. he's as bad the one eyed mona lisa.so we locked him in a metal crate.50 years later the one eyed mona lisa unlocked him they got married bla bla bla they got 2kids named George Michael the end.for now mwa ha ha ha ha ha .