ZOMBIE MAN

Zombie man was one of the bravest superheroes of all time.Once he destroyed someone called Tim. Tim was powerful. His farts were engaging of big. He was in the dictionary in 's' for stinky farts. His farts were so strong the whole entire world got passed out by the intelligent whiff of fart. But that day was long ago. So we don't have to intend about that story.
Willy Wonka's candy got awful, so Willy Wonka sued Tim. Okay, now, Tim was not human. he was a croc.
His father put baking soda in his son's mouth when he was just a kid. So that's why he got so sharp teeth. Well, the battle was treacherous and terrifying. They had swords. When Zombie man cut Tim, Tim got so mad, whew! He blew up the whole entire lava thing that lava got everywhere and Zombie Man sat around and drank coffee. The coffee was so hot, that Tim got a mighty, mighty fart. Then a computer fell on his head, but no one knows why. Perhaps a mate lifter threw it at him. Mate Lifters are people who have swords who dig and dig until they find gold and throw it in the lava until it's shiny. So Tim will never ever intend to fart unless ha ha ha la kook gives him the chance to fart. Reader please intend to not put this story in your own words and do it yourself. Okay now, that's the end of that. Or is it? Muwha ha ha you will never get away with this! I'm on coffee break. I will still write more stories. The End?