THE WAR THAT NEVER STOPPED
First the army was getting destroyed. Then, the army rose up and destroyed the Emperor. The blogathons tried to take over Tarkenloth. The army men and the warriors teamed up and made a bigger army. They had to battle a three headed hawk. The one eyed mona lisa and the terrible smell and the Christmas plate with half eaten cookies on it and sonic on TV and 100 songs for kids. Then they became the best warrior army in the world, making millions of Cheez-its. But then, a fat guy stole all the cheeze-its and ate them. As a toilet, I should eat a plunger but I am not a toilet, so that is good. I wonder if I'll ever eat a cheeze-it again. Ah, the one eyed mona lisa, run!!!!!! and scream like a little girl.
posted by wilbur @ 6:48 AM
4 Comments:
Farrgen! I am the Trogvish Carparthnoid and I challenge you and your wee puny army to a duel!
I will crush you Trogvish Carpthnoid like a well fried pancake. Let the dual begin..ha, ha.,ha..!!!!
The Trogvish Carpathnoid doesn't scare easily, you wormy little worm thing. I will mop you up like a glass of spilled soda pop.
My army is stronger than the Trogvish Carpathnoid. Well, the Carpathnoid will be so scared, he'll run away screaming like a little girl to his mommy. Have a good day.
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