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THE 40 YEAR OLD WHO STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOM

THE 40 YEAR OLD WHO LIVED WITH HIS MOM
he makes cartoons in his bedroom and he's weird because he makes ice cubes in ice and two years ago he bought a house but he never goes there. He uses it as a garage. Because the house does not have a garage. He farts and picks his nose every day and he eats Christmas cookies. He doesn't let Santa eat the Christmas cookies and the Coke that he lives out. He sneaks out at night and he eats the cookies and drinks the Coke and once he bought the mona lisa. The fat man had big piece of toilet paper stuck to his butt. Everyone looked at him, and he had an accident in his pants. He went out ...ran out of the bathroom into his apartment and locked the door and locked the windows, pulled the blinds down and went under his bed and started screaming like a little girl. Lets go back to the guy that lived with his mom. OK...well, once he ate one hundred bananas and he drank 15 bottles of coke. and he bought a really cool video game and a play station 2 and he bought a different set of controllers every day and he bought his own cell phone. Once he was dared to eat a fly. He almost did it, but he ran away and screamed like a little girl and he bought 2 pairs of sox and clipped his toe nails and put them in the sox. Once a long time ago, when he was a baby, he knew how to play a game cube and every day he went to the cybercafe and he had coffee and played video games on the computer. The End.

LOLLIPOP LAND

There were lollipop trees, melted lollipop rivers, lollipop French guys, lollipop Mona Lisa pictures, lollipop ground, lollipop toilets, lollipop houses, lollipop birdhouses, lollipop everything. Lolli lolli pop. All the lollipops blow up. And that is how we destroyed the French. The end.

THE WAR THAT NEVER STOPPED

First the army was getting destroyed. Then, the army rose up and destroyed the Emperor. The blogathons tried to take over Tarkenloth. The army men and the warriors teamed up and made a bigger army. They had to battle a three headed hawk. The one eyed mona lisa and the terrible smell and the Christmas plate with half eaten cookies on it and sonic on TV and 100 songs for kids. Then they became the best warrior army in the world, making millions of Cheez-its. But then, a fat guy stole all the cheeze-its and ate them. As a toilet, I should eat a plunger but I am not a toilet, so that is good. I wonder if I'll ever eat a cheeze-it again. Ah, the one eyed mona lisa, run!!!!!! and scream like a little girl.